Random Things That Make Me Happy

When hipsters eat shit & fall off their longboards.

When people share their entire lives on facebook for my entertainment- the trashier the person, the better.

50 Cent's Twitter tweets.

Newscaster bloopers.

Jamaican peoples/accents.

When my hair looks normal for once.

Finishing blogs... which I never do.

My library study habits

Sounds about right...

So I'm obviously procrastinating on the 4 quizzes, project, and 25+ page paper I have to write so I figured I'd blog about some random thoughts I've had today cuz I'm bored.

1. Bought new one-a-day vitamins today. instructions say to take two daily. What kind of trickster shit is this company trying to pull? Some people may fall for this, but I just think they want us to take 2 so that we have to buy more sooner. Sorry, one-a-day but you aren't going to pull the wool over my eyes!

2. The man I got into an argument with on my web class discussion today is an idiot. Not only that, his facebook talks about blah blah my ex fiance moved 1000 miles away with her kids but I still consider them my own. Listen dude, she couldn't handle you and neither can I. And those are not your kids, get over it.

3. The post office I go to has absolutely useless employees. I was in line for legit 10 minutes. Who hired these people? Oh, and the little old man in front of me, as well as the big biker dude behind me both got "Sorry about the wait"s but I didn't. What gives? Just because I'm younger doesn't mean you can treat me like shit, I had places to go too! Also, I've been waiting for my Forever 21 shipment for like 5 days. I know that's not very long but I've gotten things in like 2 days from them before. I'm impatient.

4. I get a headache if I don't get enough caffeine in my system by 1:30 pm. I know this should probably be the opposite, but maybe that's why they say caffeine is addictive?

5. I don't drink nearly as much as I should.

6. Tabouli is an awesome mothafuckin snack. I could eat this crap all day err dayy.

Stuff I hate at the moment (inspired by that video Tara posted on my wall):
1. If you do something wrong, own up to it. Don't deny it. We all know you did it.
2. Bad drivers. If you're from CT or RI get the fuck out of my way.
3. Traffic for no reason at all. If the highway gets a little bumpy there is no need for 25 cars to slow down causing miles of semi stopping traffic.
4. When people leave messes, don't clean up after themselves because they are unsanitary and don't mind living in filth, and then not thanking me when I clean it after it gets so bad that we have ants. (this literally happened- and does all the time) Blatant disrespect.
5. When people comment on my food right before I eat it. I have intolerably picky eater friends, and when I am eating something awesome (like idk, something that isn't mac n cheese or pizza) and they go ewwww i hate that it's so gross. It's like, hello?! I'm eating this right now so shut it.
6. People who can't take a hint.
7. People who always think they're right.
8. People that constantly one-up you. "Dude I had such a weird dream last night." "Oh my god me too... but it was way weirder than yours and here's why.." (I don't care, I'm telling you about MY dream.)
9. People who fight via facebook. (actually I'm lying this is so entertaining and hilarious. keep it up.)
10. There are plenty of other things but I'm tired and I'll finish this another time...

Things I've Never Done In My Life

1. eaten a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

2. played monopoly

3. seen any die hard, braveheart, gladiator, saving private ryan, Armageddon, any rocky all the way through, any terminator, or blades of glory... among many other movies.

4. been to a patriots game (unless i was working at it)

5. driven a standard

6. gotten in a car accident (knock on wood)

7. worn sweatpants to class in college

8. gone a day without brushing my teeth

9. watched a full episode of the simpsons

10. whistled

$375 later and my car is back in my posession. Had a little mix-up Friday night while I was on a pizza delivery. My car wasn't registered because of an excise tax i forgot to pay from 2008, which I'm almost positive I paid... but anyways, Maxine is all good. In honor of her, here is the song I named her after. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgUJdm0e2aI

So my dad wanted me to give him a Christmas list so he'd know what I wanted this year. I hate Christmas lists. Seriously, what is more greedy than asking someone for presents, let alone your parents that have been giving you presents their whole life. I'm 20 years old do I really need to make a Christmas list? I've been arguing with him for a while, telling him I hate the idea but he insisted so I eventually gave-in. So here is my list:

1. Apples to Apples board game
2. Taboo board game
3. gym membership at BSC
4. new sneakers, or gift card to footlocker with which i can buy new sneakers
5. Mrs. Doubtfire on dvd
6. The Departed on dvd
7. Forever 21 gift certificate
8. The Office seasons on dvd (any)
9. Gran Torino on dvd
10. gift certificate to Michael's craft store
11. Pearl Jam "Ten" album... miraculously I dont have this for some reason??

And that's it. I feel bad even asking for all that but the poor guy said he just wants some presents under the tree. What should I get him for Christmas???